Please forgive me if I'm doing this wrong. I know that it's okay to link to the blog posts of others and guide your readers to the places that you have found shareworthy. This is one of those. If I've infringed on the protocol in any way, I'm sorry. I saw it, and I was compelled to blog it.
Yes, ladies, those cold lonely nights don't have to be so cold and lonely. Ever experience any 'envy' of the opposite sex? Check it out. It's the amigurumi penis you've been dreaming of. Meet Beanis. Of course you can name him anything you'd like. I'm considering giving mine a little face. One eye only though.
The blog I found it on was called the Anti Craft. Here's the post.